We honor bosses (sage or not)
With names like Halftrack, Drysdale, Scott;
Of Mooney, Brady, Grant and Slate,
Spacely, Dithers, Scrooge and Tate;
Yes, Krabs and Pynchon, Tudball, Burns
(You wonder why your stomach turns);
With Captains Ahab, Nemo, Queeg
(’Cause some have egos mighty big).
So many names we come across!
Yes, everybody’s got a boss.
(Disclaimer: Any resemblance by these fictional bosses to any real bosses, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)