The moderator rattles off
The topics here that lie ahead;
Ambitious, this agenda seems —
Such multitude of subjects spread!
“We’ve got a pressing lot of ground
To cover, and our time is short;
Committees have been hard at work
So each can give a full report.
“Does anyone have questions now
Before we start?” the leader asks.
There’s one concern I’m sure all share…
I raise my hand: “Will there be snacks?”