When asked if I’d filled up the feeder,
The one where the birds seem to flock —
Confusing, these specialty seeds are;
Never miss a local story.
So how could I pick which to stock?
If I set out the wrong kind they need or
Desire, they’d cackle and taunt;
So I taped a gift card to the feeder
And let ’em go buy what they want!
Don Munday, firstname.lastname@example.org