The bandage on my head is where
I banged my head upon a chair
While reaching down to clean the floor.
Never miss a local story.
Of explanations, I have more:
That bruise upon my elbow came
While raking leaves (it sounds so lame!)
My little finger, wrapped in tape?
The victim of another scrape.
My hobbled foot as well occurred
While tripping off a concrete curb.
The explanations all seem nuts;
Just part of life when you’re a klutz.
Don Munday, firstname.lastname@example.org