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Cute car takes this driver to the ‘cutting edge’

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An automobile, to my mind, is just another machine, nothing more. All I ask is that, if I turn the key, it starts.

I owned my first one in partnership with a college roommate. We went to the bank together, signed promissory notes for $25 apiece, and purchased for $50 an ancient Chevrolet without a reverse gear.

It was a quite satisfactory machine, provided one parked it on the corner. And it served us most of a year.

In that long-ago simpler day, we drove it untitled, uninsured, still wearing the license plate that came with the sale. The roommate took it on spring break, but it threw a rod midway home, so he left it on the road shoulder and hitchhiked on to St. Louis.

That one was followed, after military service, by a pea-green convertible — a ’52 or ’53 Mercury — that used four quarts of oil for every tank of gas. The radio worked wonderfully.

Next was a Simca 6 of unknown vintage, bought for $125 in an extended bilingual exchange of profanities with a used car merchant in Calais, France. It provided six months of transport through five European countries before it was resold for $75.

The automobile in which I courted my wife was a 1947 model — 18 years old at the time, but an absolute wonder.

Its owners, an elderly couple, had installed seat covers the day they bought it new. It had never spent a night outdoors, or been driven outside the city. The spare tire had never been out of the trunk.

It was, in short, in showroom condition, with only 12,000 miles on the odometer. I paid $250, no questions asked, and drove it six years, with no maintenance except occasional replacement of a tire.

In bitter winter weather, when fancier vehicles refused to start, I just pulled out the hand choke and was on my way instantly.

Our present automobiles are of a mixed sort. Mine is a 15-year-old SUV, eco-unfriendly but necessary for the hauling of hunting dogs and gear. My wife’s is a newer and nicer midprice sedan.

As you may have deduced, I do not measure self-worth by what I drive. Mercifully, my life companion is of the same mind.

In traffic, we may be passed by a vehicle of a value somewhat greater than my annual income and, if it happens to be of a similar color as hers, she will say, “Oh, there’s a car like ours.”

That takes the pressure off.

Lately, however, there’s been an addition to our motley fleet, about which I feel at liberty to speak, now that the product has been discussed in the automotive section of our newspaper.

Three years ago, yearning again to spend time in a place we love, we rented an apartment for two months in the Passy neighborhood of Paris.

One of the joys for us is how little that city changes. This time, though, one change was immediately striking. It was the presence of a different sort of little car — the Smart ForTwo — that we saw in considerable numbers in Paris traffic.

Parking in much of that city is a trial. But the Smart, at just a little over 6 feet long, could squeeze into places that defeated regular vehicles. Plainly, it was thrifty on gas and, what’s more, we were charmed by its style.

If Smarts ever came to the U.S., we vowed to have one. And when the opportunity presented itself in July of 2007, we put in our reservation. Because of a backlog of orders, we finally took delivery last October.

I’m not in the car-selling business, so I won’t trumpet its virtues. Details are available in print or on the Web. But I will relate one priceless little incident.

I was stopped in my Smart at a traffic light. The car in the lane next to mine honked. I looked over, and the driver — a strikingly pretty young lady, perhaps in her mid-20s — rolled down her window.

Naturally, I rolled down mine.

“You,” she called across, “are on the cutting edge!”

I ask you to look at the photo of the writer of this column. Then imagine, if you can, how long ago it must have been since anything like that happened.

My Smart ForTwo, the “Passion” model, has proved to be worth the money.

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