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On an afternoon as clear and fresh as chilled Riesling, I sat by the window in this room where I work, and held a cat for warmth.
That was a week ago, just past the middle of July — the time of year we Midlanders know as our season for suffering. From somewhere, a spell of coolness had blown in, bringing relief after a brutal run of suffocating days.
On one of those days, with the thermometer at 90-something and humidity off the charts, I volunteered to drive my wife on what was advertised as a brief shopping excursion.
We all must do our part to help right the economy.
“I’ll only be a little while,” she said, and disappeared into the maw of what I believe would be described as a “big box” store.
I chose to wait in the car. Bad mistake!
In only minutes I passed from discomfort to near heat stroke. I switched on the radio for distraction. On the news it was reported the temperature in Phoenix was 114. The next day’s forecast was for 116.
People there were dying. If anyone ever tries to sell me on the glories of Phoenix, I will ask where they dispose of the corpses.
Staggering from the car, I went into the store that had swallowed my wife. And I scarcely can describe the enormity of the place.
From front to back, the aisles of clothing — maybe 18 or 20 of them — ran away to the end of seeing. In that trackless jungle, women circulated with bundles of prospective purchases heaped in their arms.
At the checkout registers, the lines did not seem to move.
Just inside the store’s entrance was a row of chairs, backs against the window and facing into the maelstrom. All the chairs were occupied by men — men wearing expressions of despair and betrayal. And I joined them.
Time passed. Much time. The wife of one of the men appeared with her armload of plunder, and they exited. The others of us were bitter with envy.
I was reminded of the vacations our family used to take to a lake in far northern Minnesota, not far from the Canadian border. The time there was restful and sweet, with fishing and picking wild berries the only real activities.
Each time though, as we prepared for the drive home, my wife would say, “We’re stopping at the Bemidji Woolen Mills, aren’t we?”
That was not to be mistaken for a question.
Now Bemidji, population just under 13,600, isn’t a metropolis. But neither is it a one- or two-street town. From each year to the next, I never could remember the way to the store.
So I would simply circulate up and down one street, then another, until I came upon a group of men out front of a large building, leaning against the wall for support, wearing the same expression of hopelessness as the ones sitting in those chairs in the big box store.
I knew beyond any question that I’d found the place, and that their wives and female dependents were inside, as mine soon would be.
This started to be a column about the recent brief gift of unseasonably cool weather. I seem to have strayed.
In any case, summer is sure to return with a vengeance, maybe even before month’s end. And brutal August will soon follow. The one mercy is that we do not live in Phoenix.
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