Of gizmos in the household, yes,
There’s one that stands as neediest:
The selfish paper shredder, for
Attention it’s the greediest.
I’m full. I’m hot. I’m stuck (your fault);
Now clean my teeth or I will halt!
And even with such tender care,
The shredder still will up and jam;
The premise that it works for us
Is likely just a total sham.