Such language fabled stars will blurt!
Accepting trophies, spewing dirt!
These potty-mouths, the words they keep,
Will tempt how quick the censors bleep.
So here’s a cure, a viewer’s hope
To clean these mouths (but not with soap):
If in your speech, the words you rant
Are ones the censors say you can’t —
The trophy will be now conveyed
From out your grip, and then relayed
To runner up (as show evolved);
I bet this problem’s promptly solved!