Of all the products purchased which
For warnings have a knack,
The one I’d least expected came
On toilet paper pack.
Is this the peak of silliness?
It’s almost joke or caper —
To put a hazard warning thus
On rolls of toilet paper?
But sure enough, it’s on the pack —
A caution notice blurts:
“Do not give plastic wrapping to
A baby,” it asserts.
I guess a certain logic reigns,
Explains why they’re so blunt —
’Cause after all, the package shows
A baby on the front!