Evil genius
Wanted: Slavish helpers in evil schemes. Competitive pay, with dental. Apply at lair.
Check, please
In writing a check where the ink slightly bled,
The yucca
You can’t kill this pesky desert plant, try as you might.
‘From the Desk of’
I’m rather stationary when it comes to stationery.
The drive-through
Sure, some people like the drive-through. But hey, it’s a stretch.
Tax Day
I’ve got everything wrapped up for April 15. Well, nearly. Well, hardly.
Clothing sizes
If only clothing sizes were as standardized as AA batteries...
April Fools’ Day
I’m stunned — I know not what to say —
The charge of the snowplow brigade
Half a lane!
Munday on Monday: Sky chart
When something in the nighttime sky
Munday on Monday: Plan B
We always start with plan called A
Pluto
IN THE NEWS: Scientists hold a contest to name two newly discovered moons of the dwarf planet Pluto.
Just checking
I know a business can’t assume I’m honest on the spot
Insincere praise
So much of the compliments given
Munday on Monday: A single thread
A single thread was all I pulled,
Weather forecast
“You heard about the weather trend?” says colleague at the door;
Mystery scrawl
A squiggle on a seismograph
Christmas present
You’d not suspect some helpful elf;
Time to delve in 2012 with whimsy, wit and smirk
In a holiday tradition on the editorial page, this retrospective romp in verse was cooked up by The Kansas City Star’s resident versifier, Don Munday, and heartily endorsed by the Editorial Board.
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