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In writing a check where the ink slightly bled,
You cant kill this pesky desert plant, try as you might.
Im rather stationary when it comes to stationery.
Sure, some people like the drive-through. But hey, its a stretch.
Ive got everything wrapped up for April 15. Well, nearly. Well, hardly.
If only clothing sizes were as standardized as AA batteries...
Im stunned I know not what to say
Half a lane!
When something in the nighttime sky
We always start with plan called A
IN THE NEWS: Scientists hold a contest to name two newly discovered moons of the dwarf planet Pluto.
I know a business cant assume Im honest on the spot
So much of the compliments given
A single thread was all I pulled,
You heard about the weather trend? says colleague at the door;
A squiggle on a seismograph
You’d not suspect some helpful elf;
In a holiday tradition on the editorial page, this retrospective romp in verse was cooked up by The Kansas City Stars resident versifier, Don Munday, and heartily endorsed by the Editorial Board.
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