January 6
Mystery scrawl
A squiggle on a seismograph
Monday, June 17, 2013
A squiggle on a seismograph
You’d not suspect some helpful elf;

In a holiday tradition on the editorial page, this retrospective romp in verse was cooked up by The Kansas City Stars resident versifier, Don Munday, and heartily endorsed by the Editorial Board.
Of all the products purchased which
Instructions say to put the trash by seven-thirty out
Well, good for you! I came to say, a fallback phrase Id gained
Casserole? Heated.
Election Day! The time to cast our ballots is arriving,
Concerned with appearance
The teacher in a class of math now asked me as a test:
A tip Id heard for losing weight:
The technical terms are a wordsmith’s delight:
Its happened more than once, that when Im shopping in a store
At intersection, light is red;
In days of yore, you might befriend
The wheels are up, the plane roars high;
In buying items at the store,
The thank-yous are waiting, they need to be written;
In answer to your question funny,