And our “Fifty Shades of Hay” lovers lived happily ever …
Oh no, it can’t be that simple, not for our frothy pre-vet student Fantasia Irons and cowboy-quilter Tristan Hay, the richest rancher in these parts with the biggest belt buckle this side of pro-wrestling.
It’s time for you to whip up the end of our satirical tale in Chapter 6: The Finale. The sarcasm, the puns, the innuendos certainly will hit their climax as we discover our couple’s fate.
Submit the winning entry by Thursday morning and collect an enhanced prize package: $20 AMC Theatres gift certificate and a “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie swag bag that includes a sleep mask, candles, lip balm, poster and T-shirt.
As you’re plotting the finale, mull all that has happened: the lusty first meeting, the weekend of love (or whatever that was), the heart-rending break-up, Fantasia’s body-breaking collision with a cow and, as we told you on Saturday, Tristan’s revelation of the unthinkable: He wrangles quilts.
Your Chapter 6 should take its cues, however loosely, from the story thus far, available at KansasCity.com/living.
Don’t make us blush too much, and keep your chapter to about 600 words and no more than 800. Email the entry to firstname.lastname@example.org with “Fifty Shades, Chapter 6” in the subject line. Include your name, hometown and daytime telephone number. The deadline is 8 a.m. Thursday. We reveal the winner Saturday.