Hmmm. What do you suppose has captured the royals’ attention? You know, the royals who wear pantyhose and party naked in Vegas. Not our own boys in blue.
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| Tim Engle, The Star
OUR LAST WINNER
Readers trotted out every horse pun known to man (or beast). As for the winner …
The ref blew the whistle when the mane-pulling started. (Melina Cope, Olathe)
More Runners-up | D4
After being relegated to the B-list, California Chrome practices for his inevitable appearance on “Dancing With the Stars.” (Jeff Evans, Lenexa)
“I told you not to tell about our roll in the hay!” (Martha Crane, Overland Park)
“You just think you’re a big stud, don’t you?” (Tom Carbajo, Spring Hill in Johnson County)
“Talk to the hoof!” (Sergio D. Acosta, Kansas City, Kan.)
“We have to quit meeting like this. We are drawing a crowd.” (Patty Dysart, Kansas City, Kan.)
These two look like they’re hot to trot. (Margaret Atkinson, Lawrence)
“It’s a tango, and I lead!” (Zach Bell, Kansas City)
Boxing enthusiasts witness “Disaster in the Pasture.” (Bob Dusin, Liberty)
“And this is for calling my mother an old nag.” (Betty J. Ludwig, Leavenworth)
Who wants to play Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Stallions? (David Smith, Harrisonville)
“Where’s your nose? Who got your nose?” (Judy Burbank, Prairie Village)
“Ehhh, Macarena … A-Hai!” (Ronna Engelken, Shawnee)
“How dare you call my wife ‘Horse Face’!” (Linda Funk, Gladstone)
“My tail is longer than yours.” (Pat White, Basehor in Leavenworth County)
Sunday, Sunday, Sundaaaaay! The Mane Event! (Rich Totleben, Lansing, Kan.)
California Chrome finally beats Tonalist! (Betty Marxsen, Kansas City)
“Excuse me, may I have this prance?” (Judy Forbes, Lake Winnebago in Cass County)