To add another dimension to our “Fifty Shades of Hay” saga we asked you to tweet your favorite cheesy pickup lines …
Anonymous: Hey baby, are your feet tired because you’ve been running through my head all day.
Sheila Gill, quoting her daughter: Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Lauren: No, but I broke a nail climbing up from hell!
Patrick O’Malley: You looked gorgeous last night. I saw you in my dreams.
Katherine Delk-Calkins, whose husband of 38 years is a pilot: I am a pilot. You know, pilots keep it up longer.
Patricia Sexson: (Looks at tag inside girl’s shirt.) Just as I thought, made in heaven.
Break up with us
To pair with Chapter 3, Fantasia and Tristan Break Up, tweet your favorite lines from breakup songs with the hashtag #50ShadesOfHay. As in:
▪ I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. (“Before He Cheats,” Carrie Underwood)
▪ I can have another you in a minute. Matter of fact, he’ll be here in a minute. (“Irreplaceable,” Beyonce)
If you aren’t the tweeting type, you can email your lines (no more than 140 characters) to email@example.com; put “Fifty Shades breakup lines” in the subject line. We’ll publish our favorites next Saturday.
| Sharon Hoffmann, firstname.lastname@example.org