January 2, 2013 12:00 AM
Boss: I was thinking that maybe you could write a story about your eating habits. Me (confused): What about my eating habits? Boss: Well, you know, how you don’t really eat all that well ... Me (confused): I don’t? Co-worker (gently): You know. Like how you go to Popeye’s Chicken for lunch if you’re having a bad day. Boss (a little less gently): Or how you eat LaMar’s donuts every single day.