SPOILER ALERT.
SPOILER ALERT.
(One more time, just in case.)
SPOILER ALERT.
One of the new characters in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is a young, angsty Kylo Ren, who is strong with The Force but prone to temper tantrums as he continues his journey to the Dark Side.
His emotional struggle has spawned a hilarious parody Twitter account — Emo Kylo Ren — documenting how annoyed he is at everything. Created just 3 weeks ago, it has more then 586,000 followers.
Not to be outdone, the M.I.A. Jedi Luke Skywalker also launched a Twitter account, Very Lonely Luke. The Jedi master sarcastically reflects on his life past and present and has 120,000 followers.
Here, we choose some of our favorite tweets for comparison and ask: Which is your favorite?
On their fathers
what's the word for when your father is frozen in carbonite but emotionally for your whole childhood
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 29, 2015I'm not sure why Kylo Ren hates his dad.
My dad was gone for my entire childhood.
Then he cut off my hand.
In the end, we hugged it out.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 3, 2016On their family
uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him
i hate this family so much
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 25, 2015I met my dad & sister on the same day
We didn’t recognize each other
Dad tried to kill me
I blew up his house
Worst family reunion ever.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016On droids and Ewoks
dear diary
the stupid ewoks are visiting again
it's torture
we have had to sing "yub nub" three times
I never asked to be part of this tribe
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 30, 2015Maybe I should have brought R2-D2 with me.
I could have listened to him beep.
All day.
Every day.
Forever.
No, I made the right call.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016On their love lives
*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady*
*continues to use this as an example to prove sexism goes both ways*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015I haven't always been lonely.
I used to have a pretty serious online girlfriend.
Then I found out I was being catfished by Chewbacca.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 3, 2016On the dark side
the dark side is the source of my unbelievable power
*as he angrily fails to unwrap a processed cheese slice*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015I've been thinking about this for 20 years, and I still don't get it
What does stormtrooper armor even do?
Literally everything kills them
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
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