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'Rescue Ink': Pets, tats and guts

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F rom the minute it was described to me, I knew that “Rescue Ink” was going to be a hit.

A biker den full of burly, tattooed guys devoting themselves to extreme animal rescues? On the same channel that brought you “The Dog Whisperer?” Are you kidding?

I haven’t made such an easy call since I turned down Chiefs tickets.

Sure enough, when I screened this new reality series for my audience at “Watch the Pilots With Aaron” earlier this month, they were immediately taken by the show’s larger-than-life characters and ready-made drama. (It premieres at 9 p.m. Friday on the National Geographic Channel.)

In the scene I showed them, the group’s leader, a 320-pound Long Island, N.Y., native named Anthony Missano — whom everybody calls Big Ant — invites himself and his crew into the home of a shady fellow who, according to a tipster, has been mistreating his dog and might also be dealing drugs and packing heat.

But the owner is outnumbered, so he relents and calls the dog, Zeus, who bounds toward the boys happily. Big Ant starts looking around the house. The reality-show narrator informs us ominously that aside from a small cage, “there are no other signs a dog lives here.” Then the owner says, oh, I let Zeus run free in the basement. Big Ant asks to see the basement. And as they head downstairs … “Rescue Ink” goes to commercial.

“Awwwwwwwww!” the crowd groaned. I took that as proof that many viewers will find the combination of friendly pets, idiotic owners and white knights (dressed in black T-shirts and leather) irresistible.

The group Rescue Ink has only been in existence a couple of years, but it’s been riding a rocket ship, with more referrals than the guys can handle and piles of media attention, owing largely to their role in a high-profile case involving a kidnapped bulldog named Clara. Clara’s owner just happened to be Howard Stern’s girlfriend (now wife) Beth Ostrosky, and when news of the dog’s disappearance hit the street, so did Rescue Ink.

The members fanned out in the owner’s neighborhood — a still-dicey part of Manhattan — and before long two scam artists popped up with Clara. When they demanded that the owner give them a $5,000 reward, she got on the phone with Rescue Ink, which told her they were on their way to deal with those two chuckleheads. They split.

“We’re educated in the streets, and we tend to read people pretty fast,” said Joe Panz, whom I met along with Big Ant and two other Rescue Ink members this summer while they were promoting their show and companion book (also out this month).

“When we pull up to your house, we don’t pull up with a cop car,” said Big Ant. “We pull up as ourselves, on Harley-Davidsons, with our tattoos. So now the person comes out, he doesn’t even know what the hell we’re doing at first. All right? It’s confusion until he finds out our way, and what we want him to do, and what he’s gotta do.”

“Quite frankly, it’s exactly like this,” continued Joe. “If Rescue Ink shows up at your door, chances are you did something to bring us there. That’s all I got to say.”

Rescue Ink works with other animal welfare agencies, and they are big advocates of spaying, neutering and adopting from shelters.

Do not even start with them on pet stores.

“These puppy stores are promoting puppy mills, and puppy mills are heinous, heinous, they do unspeakable things,” said Joe.

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