There are bad hair days, and then there are bad hair days. But we’re hoping this picture inspires you to write a great (and fake and funny) caption.Then e-mail that caption (with your name, city and phone number, please) to <a href="mailto:starfyi@gmail.com">starfyi@gmail.com</a>. Put “11/6 caption contest” in the subject line. Deadline for entries is 11:59 tonight. Look for the winning caption and runners-up next Friday.<hr class="infobox-hr-separator" /> <div class="infobox"> LAST WEEK’S WINNER If you’re a dog lover without a sense of humor, you might want to turn the page. Many of the captions involved fricasseeing Fido. Or “special” ingredients. Scary! But the winner was…Martha reveals her secret ingredient in the beloved kid snack “puppy chow.” (Patrick Shaw, Blue Springs)</div> <hr class="infobox-hr-separator" /> <div class="infobox"> RUNNERS-UP •“You think we look scary? You haven’t seen Martha without makeup.” (John Blanchon, Lee’s Summit)•Martha Stewart, the latest high-profile celebrity cited for dog abuse. These pathetic canines were forced to wear unflattering outfits for the holidays. (Terry Funk, Lee’s Summit)•“Here’s a fun holiday idea: moveable centerpieces.” (Stevie Reynolds, Kansas City, Kan.)•Today on Martha’s show: how to humiliate a dog and take away its last ounce of dignity! (Betty Marxsen, Kansas City)•Why dogs bite people … (Sheila Lawrence, Shawnee)•Martha, the wicked wizard, creates scary new dog breeds in time for Halloween. (Joan Hunter, Raymore in Cass County)•Boo let the dogs out?! (Teresa Scantlin, Overland Park)•Por-cu-pugs. (Deborah Bollman, Kansas City)</div>

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Posted on Fri, Nov. 06, 2009 09:49 AM

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The story behind the picture: Martha Stewart tapes a Halloween-themed segment for her daytime show that featured her dogs Francesca (left) and Sharkey.

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There are bad hair days, and then there are bad hair days. But we’re hoping this picture inspires you to write a great (and fake and funny) caption.

Then e-mail that caption (with your name, city and phone number, please) to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “11/6 caption contest” in the subject line. Deadline for entries is 11:59 tonight.

Look for the winning caption and runners-up next Friday.

LAST WEEK’S WINNER
If you’re a dog lover without a sense of humor, you might want to turn the page. Many of the captions involved fricasseeing Fido. Or “special” ingredients. Scary! But the winner was…

Martha reveals her secret ingredient in the beloved kid snack “puppy chow.” (Patrick Shaw, Blue Springs)

RUNNERS-UP
•“You think we look scary? You haven’t seen Martha without makeup.” (John Blanchon, Lee’s Summit)

•Martha Stewart, the latest high-profile celebrity cited for dog abuse. These pathetic canines were forced to wear unflattering outfits for the holidays. (Terry Funk, Lee’s Summit)

•“Here’s a fun holiday idea: moveable centerpieces.” (Stevie Reynolds, Kansas City, Kan.)

•Today on Martha’s show: how to humiliate a dog and take away its last ounce of dignity! (Betty Marxsen, Kansas City)

•Why dogs bite people … (Sheila Lawrence, Shawnee)

•Martha, the wicked wizard, creates scary new dog breeds in time for Halloween. (Joan Hunter, Raymore in Cass County)

•Boo let the dogs out?! (Teresa Scantlin, Overland Park)

•Por-cu-pugs. (Deborah Bollman, Kansas City)

| Tim Engle, The Star

Posted on Fri, Nov. 06, 2009 09:49 AM

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