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<strong><span class="subhead">When toasters get computerized</span></strong></p><p>Toaster</p><p>      Menu</p><p>          Options</p><p>                   List</p><p>Choices</p><p>      Open</p><p>           Screen</p><p>                   Assist</p><p>Function</p><p>      Lightness</p><p>           Level</p><p>                   Sear</p><p>Error</p><p>      Settings</p><p>            Reset</p><p>                   Clear</p><p>Toaster</p><p>      Menu</p><p>          Window</p><p>                   Tools</p><p><em> “...What’s that burning</em></p><p><em> smell, you fools?”</em>
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