It may not have been much snow after all, but even a little can be too much of a bad thing.
When they say who’s the smartest one in the room, I can rest assured they’re not talking about me.
Sitting at the table, waiting for the meal, texting here and there...
A sign at a government office says they’re closed for training of the staff. But not everyone, it seems, believes it.
Sitting at a red light proves the relativity of time. Let me present my theory.
Leaf crew, take your posts! Townsfolk, grab the rakes!
Sometimes I think I know the meaning of a word. But then, words tend to travel more than I do.
How come so many of us have to walk, while others get a (luxurious) free ride?
As a restaurant customer, I’m as easy to please as they come. Just ask the server.
Not all months are created equal. Some seem to drag on for...well, months.
Add this to your worry list: Spacecraft roaming around interstellar space.
Of course I remember all those spelling rules: I before E, except after, see
I plant the seeds in the spring.Wait all summer for the result. Come fall, I get the annual result: Disappointment.
Say, it’s on the tip of my tongue — er, somewhere in my brain …if only I could remember!
For all your promotions and blarings
There’s a half-moon slot at this window through which we’re supposed to talk. Hope it works for you better than it does for me.
Every postcard ever written bears those four words, but who really means it?
Etiquette, begone! What uses is your napkin if it’s in your lap?
Should we take this sign for its face value?
Forgive me if my mind wanders amid all these events going on.