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Barbecue
May 25, 12:16 AM
So many towns with pride will boast
Just for kicks
May 9, 11:53 PM
A little kid’s kicking the back of my seat;
Snow day?
May 2, 4:23 PM
Where’s the shovel? Grab the salt!
Lemon conspiracy
Apr 26, 11:39 PM
Suspicious I’m growing of restaurants, thus:
Tax day
Apr 18, 4:32 PM
The fifteenth of April — the deadline I dread —
Vowels
Apr 11, 4:10 PM
The vowels — a club whose set is fixed,
Bottled water confession
Apr 5, 11:28 PM
I used to scoff — I couldn’t stand —
Sticks
Mar 30, 12:01 AM
I bent and stooped and gathered sticks
Tournament time
Mar 21, 10:49 PM
My bracket is busted, my chances are pared;
Pi Day
Mar 15, 11:30 PM
So Wednesday is Pi Day, I heard it declared,
Season’s symphony
Mar 7, 4:00 PM
The symphony has prepped and primed its warm-up for the show;
Trouble in the basement
Feb 28, 10:17 PM
There’s trouble in the basement now,
It’s Presidents Day!
Feb 22, 10:54 PM
When I was young, how much it meant,
Too much to ask
Feb 8, 11:22 PM
You’d think that I’m asking for vaultfuls of gold
Blessings and toasts
Feb 1, 10:32 PM
The toasts to which you raise your glass?
Wistful thinking
Jan 25, 4:08 PM
“Why, don’t you have a wistful look!”
Munday on Monday: Check Engine light
Jan 18, 4:11 PM
When car is new, a dashboard light
Grandmas
Jan 12, 11:40 PM
Delighted to see you, they open their arms
The harbor
Jan 5, 11:50 PM
The bay where the boats come a-sailing