Republicans have excelled at concealing their brilliance in recent years and Democrats have exalted in their own good fortune.
By KATHLEEN PARKER
The Washington Post
Whether discussing womens reproductive systems or offering up unelectable candidates I am not a witch might have been a tipoff Republicans couldnt stop handing gifts to their opponents.
Meanwhile, Democrats successfully labeled the GOP as the party of no, assisted by Republicans consistent opposition to everything and always flogging their own in an endless war between the partys wacko birds (Sen. John McCains term) and establishment players who were variously referred to as RINOs (Republicans in Name Only) or Republicrats.
Democrats werent wrong.
But then one day, President Barack Obama apparently lost his magic ring. The sun broke through the pall of Republican despair, the fires of Mordor ceased and the spell of buffoonery that had plagued the elephant herd was miraculously lifted.
Congress raised the debt limit without drama; Republican leaders shelved divisive issues such as comprehensive immigration and tax reform, and shifted the focus to unifying messages about which RINOs and tea partiers can agree and lock pinkies: Obamacare is a failure and Obama is an imperial president.
In essence, Republicans destroyed the Democrats sharpest weapon and absconded with their slogan. No more the party of no, the GOP is the party of Yes we can!
Quite a transformation, that. And all along the message of House Speaker John Boehner, even though his tea party colleagues, gladiators armed with certitude, couldnt hear him. Rather than listen to reason, they heard only the whispers of their beloved Wormtongue, whose identity I leave to you, dear reader, in hopes you have read J.R.R. Tolkien.
While some may view this strategy as another Boehner capitulation to the crazy caucus, others recognize its brilliance. Boehner is quieting down the elephant herd. This doesnt mean Republicans are building a bigger tent. At least not this congressional crowd. But party leadership doesnt hold all the cards anymore. Outsiders widely known as billionaires have their own agendas, which are not uniformly consistent with the GOP base. Nor are they necessarily sinister.
Wherever billionaires gather, something must be up. Politico suggested as much with its recent story about mega-donors planning a GOP war council that will meet soon at a swanky Colorado resort.
This gathering of Republican swanks is being hosted by New York billionaire Paul Singer, who wants to help shape the partys direction leading up to the midterms. Dum-de-dum-dum. Singer, who gives generously to humanitarian groups, including wounded warriors, also supports same-sex marriage, immigration reform and pro-Israel policies. He is, in other words, a New/Old Republican moderate on social issues, passionate about human rights, practical about demographic change and election realities, hawkish about defense and loyalty to allies.
These positions are largely consistent with a sizable chunk of the American people, if not so much with the GOPs libertarians. Hence the emerging narrative of yet another internal war within the GOP. Cue Darth Vader breathing sound, if I may mix my movies, and enter the Koch brothers those heartless, free-market avatars with libertarian tendencies.
Democrats love to demonize these groups even though they have a couple of their own billionaire bundling operations. But the emerging narrative of the billionaire war within the party is both incorrect and an obvious attempt to revive the idea that Republicans cant lead because they cant even get along with each other.
It worked for a while, but no more. Within the party, the Koch brothers and Singer might best be described as co-belligerents. Picture them as set A and B in a Venn diagram. The overlap is the story and the war isnt internal.
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