We promise that you will never look at a bowl of Fruit Loops the same way again after reading this. Actually, youll never think of sex in the same manner, either, after hearing Honey Boo Boos mama explain the birds and the bees.
By LISA GUTIERREZ
The Kansas City Star
On the season premiere tonight of TLCs Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Mama June Shannon has the talk with her older daughters Chubbs, Chickadee and Pumpkin. (Honey Boo Boo herself, too young for such things, is spared.)
First off, mama says, a boy and girl meet, they fall in love, and the boys try to get in (the) girls fruit loops.
She means lady parts.
Wont the Kelloggs folks be happy to hear that.
"Why do you call it a fruit loop, Mom?" a puzzled Chubbs (Jessica) asks.
"Because guys go loopy over it," says mama.
Oh, but Mama Junes euphemisms for body parts dont stop there. TLC put together a helpful diagram to show us what Mama June means when shes talking about the ting tangs, weed whackers and vajiggle jaggle.
(That last one is our favorite.)
Mama June explains that her mother never talked about sex, birds and the bees, flowers and the trees to me.
She could have fooled us.
The new season begins with back-to-back episodes beginning at 8 tonight.