IN THE NEWS: NASA says the Voyager 1 spacecraft has left the solar system.
Am I alone — the only one —
To fear what spacecraft may have done?
It poked a hole, thus causing trouble,
In solar system’s outer bubble;
And through that hole (the gist of doubt)
Will let the gas and matter out.
But others think my theory crass
(They stayed awake in science class.)
“You worry far too much!” they say;
“Your ignorance is on display.”
But don’t come run to me belated
If solar system looks deflated.