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Paula Deen reportedly offered porn deal

Updated: 2013-07-05T21:24:06Z

By LISA GUTIERREZ

The Kansas City Star

If you’ve ever watched Paula Deen in the kitchen with a good-lookin’ man, you know that this is true about the disgraced TV chef.

She can get really sexy with food.

(Go Google that photo of her eating a stick of butter.)

So we’re not laughing at the news that a porn company has offered her a gig.

PureMature.com, a porn purveyor that features older women, has reportedly sent Paula a letter offering her a six-figure deal to endorse its site.

“Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic – you embody our perfect spokesperson,” the company wrote to her.

(Way to butter her up.)

They dubbed Paula a “MILF” and said the gig would require “very little work.”

Even better? No nudity needed. She can keep her apron on.

No word from Paula’s camp on whether she’ll take the offer, but we bet she keeps her biscuits to herself.

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