John Dies at the End is a horror-comedy that scores more points for trippiness than it does for truth in title advertising.
Movie Reviews
John Dies at the End, but not before sending you on a head trip | 2½ stars
February 28
By ROGER MOORE
McClatchy-Tribune
Before it trips over its own overly complex plot, before the comic leads have exhausted their modestly amusing repertoires, this odd stoner/ sci fi creature feature blows out of the gate and threatens for about 30 minutes to blow your mind.
Then it doesnt.
Johns pal, David Wong (Chase Williamson), looks nothing like a David Wong. A reporter (Paul Giamatti) notices this. Dave had my last name changed to help him hide out. Wong is the most common name in the world.
Dave has reason to lay low. Hes on to something. And the tale he narrates to the mildly incredulous reporter is a doozy. Daves pal, the elusive John (Rob Mayes), stumbled into a drug that looks like soy sauce. The Sauce, which you have to inject, lets the user travel through space and time, to another dimension.
But when the users come back, many of them arent human. Theyre squishy beasties of various shapes and forms, and theyre up to no good.
John is the last guy anybody would think would help bring about the end of the world. He calls Dave to his aid, then while theyre at a diner, an alternative John calls to warn Dave about the John hes having coffee and The Sauce with.
Straight-laced Dave struggles to figure out whats happening. John struggles to stay straight long enough to pass on his warning to the world.
The only other person hip to what John seems to have found out is this mysterious TV mentalist (Clancy Brown, wacky and cast against type). If only they can get in touch with him.
People dissolve into heaps of snakes. The entire contents of a freezer, packets of pork, sausage and beef off the hoof, rise up and form into a menacing beast. The effects tip this off as an attempt to make a David Cronenberg (Scanners, Naked Lunch) comedy, with a few Fright Night touches.
The only effort to explain it all is having characters say, Things are in motion, and Theres no time to explain all this.
The supporting cast Giamatti, Brown and Glynn Turman as a curious cop gives us characters worth chewing on. But the leads simply arent wacky enough to make Bill & Teds Cronenberg Adventure come off. The middle acts bog down as writer/director Don Coscarelli tosses in animation and a dose of Eyes Wide Shut-masked nudity to maintain that trippy tone.
Confusing. Perhaps John Dies at the End is best appreciated while on The Sauce.
(At the Screenland Crossroads.)




