IN THE NEWS: Scientists hold a contest to name two newly discovered moons of the dwarf planet Pluto.
This cosmic runt was called a planet
Till learned minds did opt to can it.
But Plutos in the news again:
Its moons need names on which to pin.
The names from which were asked to choose
Have classic touch but theyre a snooze:
Like Hercules, or maybe Styx.
(I wish we had some better picks.)
One name with ties to Pluto missed:
Why Mickey isnt on the list?