The question with The Last Stand is this: Does Arnold Schwarzenegger pick up where he left off as an action hero or is it an embarrassment, hurtling him down the road to cinematic obsolescence?
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The Last Stand: A (mostly) welcome return for Schwarzenegger | 2½ stars
His thriller may have its faults, but Arnold Schwarzenegger is here to stay.
January 17
By CARY DARLING
Fort Worth Star-Telegram
The answer falls somewhere squarely in the middle. For sure, The Last Stand is no Terminator, but it is a fun, if predictable, action-thriller that has no problem gently reminding you how old he is 66 while simultaneously having him give the worlds most dangerous drug-cartel kingpin a brain-banging beat-down.
Schwarzenegger, in his first role on the big screen (not counting The Expendables 2) after being the governor of California and at the heart of a messy marital scandal, is Sheriff Ray Owens, presiding over his small, sun-baked Arizona border town like a caring dad.
So when it seems most of the city takes off for an away high-school football game, Owens is expecting a quiet weekend, leaving what little there is to do to his well-meaning but inexperienced deputies (Luis Guzman, Zach Gilford of Friday Night Lights, Jaimie Alexander).
Little does he know that miles away in Las Vegas, Mexican gangster Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega) has made a daring, highly choreographed escape from federal custody. He is on the lam in a modified Corvette ZR1, reaching speeds of nearly 200 mph as he races toward the border. Cortez, with the help of some cronies, plans to smuggle himself back into Mexico over a secret bridge his associates have been constructing near Owens town.
Angry federal agent John Bannister (Forest Whitaker), who seems to have had a long obsession with capturing the slippery Cortez, calls to warn Owens that the dangerous felon is headed his way. So its up to Owens and his ragtag, ad hoc crew which also includes the well-armed town eccentric and comedic relief (Johnny Knoxville) and neer-do-well (Rodrigo Santoro), the only occupant in the towns tiny jail to keep Cortez from making his escape to Mexican soil.
South Korean director Jee-woon Kim (The Good, the Bad, the Weird; I Saw the Devil) keeps things moving in his Hollywood debut. Cortezs breakout on the streets of Vegas at the films start and a car chase through a corn field near the end show off a keen visual eye.
That helps distract viewers from the storys outbursts of improbability. (No one even suspects that a large bridge, not hidden by foliage and easily seen from the air, is being built by a criminal gang near their town? Really?)
Certainly, Schwarzenegger moves a bit slower than he used to. There are a couple of moments when you almost hear the bones creaking. But he can still deliver the hurt to some bad guys.
Thats the main thing anyone going to see this film cares about. With Terminator 5 announced and a fleet of other Schwarzenegger movies in the pipeline, those afraid The Last Stand indeed would be Arnolds last stand can breathe a sigh of relief.
Hell be back.




