Kellys curse, Part 1
By LISA GUTIERREZ
The Kansas City Star
Over the summer a turquoise and gold ring once owned by Pride and Prejudice author Jane Austen sold at auction to an anonymous bidder for $244,000.
Jane Austens simple and modest ring is a wonderfully intimate and evocative possession. The price achieved today and the huge level of interest it has generated, is a remarkable testament to the authors enduring appeal and her place at the heart of our literary and cultural heritage, Sothebys in London gushed at the time.
Turns out, Kelly Clarkson had the winning bid. But will she ever be able to flash it on a red carpet stateside? Maybe not.
Kelly tells British newspaper the Daily Star that shes been denied an export license to bring the ring home because its been deemed a national treasure.
And she even got up at 4 a.m. to bid on it!
Sounds like someone should have told her about the restrictions up front. Right, Sothebys?
Kellys curse, Part 2
Next time you watch Road House on TV, remember this: Somewhere out there, Kelly Lynch is having a bad day.
Kelly, who co-starred with Patrick Swayze in the 1989 flick, recently told the A.V. Club website about a little prank Bill Murray and his funny brothers pull every time the movie airs.
Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV and theyre always watching TV one of them calls my husband and says, Kellys having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. Theyre doing it. Hes throwing her against the rocks.
Kelly is married to Mitch Glazer, who co-wrote Bills 1988 movie, Christmas Carol.
I dread it, she says. If I know its coming on and I can tell when its coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is Im just like, Oh, my God And God help me when AMCs doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesnt matter if its 2 or 3 in morning. Hi, Kellys having sex with Patrick Swayze right now
Pippas bottom line
Props to Pippa Middleton today for being very self-aware.
Prince Williams sister-in-law has written a book, Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends, which comes out on Oct. 30.
Excerpts floating around reveal that she knows exactly who buttered her bread, er, crumpets.
Its a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law, and your bottom, she writes. One day I might be able to make sense of this. In the meantime I think its fair to say that it has its upside and its downside.
Mike & Molly star Melissa McCarthy thinks shes too big for TV, the National Enquirer reports.
Plus-size actress. Too big for TV.
And neither is the fact that the story rings horribly hollow, according to the far more reputable Gossip Cop.
The National Enquirer, quoting anonymous insiders, wants us to believe that Emmy winner and Bridesmaids star Melissa has turned into a raging diva on the set because of her recent success on the big screen.
And, she wants out of Mike & Molly, and even approached producers to get out of her contract, the tabloid insists.
A real source close to McCarthy assures Gossip Cop that the Enquirers story is absurd and completely untrue, the website reports.
Christinas curves wanted
Christina Aguilera has been offered $3 million to flaunt her curves for a new dating website called TheBigandtheBeautiful .com.
Whitney Thompson, the plus-sized winner of Americas Next Top Model, wants Christina to put her curvy assets to work for the new website specifically designed for women with curves. Shed appear in TV and radio spots, make a few public appearances and pose for two photo shoots.
No word from Christina on whether shell accept.
Stargazer/curvy girl Lisa Gutierrez is available for that $3 million gig. To reach her, call 816-234-4987 or send email to email@example.com.