Its happened more than once, that when Im shopping in a store
A customer confuses me with those who work the floor.
Perhaps I just convey an air of wisdom to admire
(Or maybe its my khaki pants which match the clerks attire.)
Regardless, I will answer best I can in helpful chat:
Oh, aisle three is what you need, or, We dont carry that.
Its possible my answers verge on claptrap or on bunk;
But what I lack in expertise I compensate in spunk.
I offer up a happy wave with thanks as from a clerk
If only I were such a help at place I really work.
| Don Munday