Barbecue

Barbecue

So many towns with pride will boast

Their barbecue is tops, the most.

We understand their local pride

In samples that they may provide.

They’ll tout their sauce as so unique

Or maybe it’s their grill technique.

We hear these claims from South and North;

Eternally they’re spewing forth.

How tempers flare with challenge heard!

With barbecue, such passions stirred!

So many places claim the best

And scoff at rivals, all the rest;

In fact, they sound a lot alike…

But in our town, of course, we’re right!