So many towns with pride will boast
Their barbecue is tops, the most.
We understand their local pride
In samples that they may provide.
Theyll tout their sauce as so unique
Or maybe its their grill technique.
We hear these claims from South and North;
Eternally theyre spewing forth.
How tempers flare with challenge heard!
With barbecue, such passions stirred!
So many places claim the best
And scoff at rivals, all the rest;
In fact, they sound a lot alike
But in our town, of course, were right!
| Don Munday