Way too soon
By LISA GUTIERREZ
The Kansas City Star
A pair of faux-pearl earrings and a vest that Whitney Houston wore in “The Bodyguard” will be sold at auction next month along with other personal items. Celebrity auctioneer Darren Julien said the belongings became available for sale after she died on Feb. 11 and will be included in a sale of Hollywood memorabilia that was planned long before her death.
Charlie Chaplin’s cane and Charlton Heston’s staff from “The Ten Commandments” will be sold in the same sale.
Asked if it was too soon to profit from her passing, Julien said: “It’s a celebration of her life. ... These items are historic now that she passed.”
The auction starts March 31.
And then, there is this stuff you’ll never see for sale. ...
TMZ’s sources say that Whitney’s family stripped bare the room at the Beverly Hilton Hotel where she died so that looters, gawkers and lookie-loos couldn’t get their hands on things to sell for profit. They reportedly removed everything that wasn’t bolted down in Room 434 — sheets, towels, even trash.
Good for them.
Dame Judi Dench tells U.K.’s Mirror that she is losing her eyesight. Like her mother, the 77-year-old Oscar winner has been diagnosed with macular degeneration, which damages the retina and can lead to blindness. “I can’t read scripts anymore because of the trouble with my eyes,” she says. “And so somebody comes in and reads them to me, like telling me a story.”
She says she’s undergone injection treatments, “and I think it’s arrested.” Though she can’t see faces in front of her, glasses and bright lighting help her eyesight. “The most distressing thing is in a restaurant in the evening, I can’t see the person I’m having dinner with,” she says.
She appears next in “Skyfall,” her seventh James Bond movie. “As long as there is a possibility of working, I’m not going to retire,” she says. “If I retire, nothing will work any more, and it’s hard enough as it is.”
We might watch
Lindsay Lohan will host “Saturday Night Live” on March 3, her first time back on the show since 2006.
And she’s obviously excited. “SNL! I love @NBC !!!!!!!!!!!!!” she tweeted.
She was somewhat of a darling of the show back in the mid-2000s, when Tina Fey, her “Mean Girls” co-star, was head writer. But she became more of a punch line as her problems with boozin’ and drugs (and taking things from jewelry stores) got out of control.
She sent “SNL” executive producer Lorne Michaels a letter saying she was upset at the show’s digs at her. The letter came after Miley Cyrus hosted the show last year and poked fun at Lindsay in a song: “I never stole a necklace or got a DUI / Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy / So what if you can see a little boob from the side? / I’m sorry that I’m not perfect.”
Jack White will be Lindsay’s musical guest.
The Colbert report: He’s back
Stephen Colbert returned to the air Monday after taking a sudden break last week to be with his ailing mother. Fans were caught off-guard when Comedy Central substituted repeats of his shows on Wednesday and Thursday. The network would only say the cancellations were due to “unforeseen circumstances.” Colbert’s mother, Lorna Colbert, 91, is ill. Stephen used Twitter to thank those who have offered “thoughts and prayers.”
Can it, Karl
A few days ago German designer Karl Lagerfeld opened his mouth and deeply inserted his foot by calling Adele “a little fat.” He quickly apologized after getting nailed him for it. But Margaret Cho isn’t done with him yet.
Instead of apologizing, she says, Lagerfeld should design a new line of clothing for full-figured women.
“I am anorexic and bulimic, and I think these diseases are just as deadly as AIDS or cancer,” says the comedian/actress. “It’s a disease that’s spread by casual ignorance and casual cruelty, like Karl Lagerfeld said. So many girls have been told, myself included, ‘You would be so pretty if you lost weight.’ I am sick of people casually saying things like that. I am going to do everything in my power to shame them.”
Lisa Gutierrez wouldn’t mind getting her hands on anything Kevin Costner wore in “The Bodyguard.” In the meantime, she’s Stargazing among published reports of celebrity news.