Last week’s winner

We encountered several “eyes in the back of my head” captions, plus references to Apple, the Chiefs and … nose hair trimming. But the winner was …

•  Dyson unveils its new hands-free mustache vacuum. (Mac Darnall, Prairie Village)

Runners-up

•  May I borrow that, please — I am getting ready to change the litter box. (Sharon Robertson, Kansas City)

•  Jim looked into the future and he didn’t see any dates. (Brian McFall, Lawrence)

•  Prototype testing for Scott Pioli’s all-seeing “ArrowVision.” (Blake Dinsdale, Columbia)

•  Michael found himself missing the old voting booths. (Richard Crockett, Olathe)

• “ Hey, if it’s Apple, I’m buying it.” (Bonnie Mahood, Overland Park)

•  Apple will release the iNosejob later this year. (Steve Alleman, Kansas City)

•  Using this unique device, Stan was able to see all the way back to 1973 … ironically, the last year his haircut and jacket were in style.

•  Hannibal Lecter trying out a new style. (Karen E. Turner, Overland Park)

•  I don’t snore anymore, but I sure bump into things now. (Bruce Brower, Overland Park)

More information

•  Discount rhinoplasty — you get what you pay for! (Marsha Votaw, Warrensburg, Mo.)

“I slipped out of my house arrest ankle bracelet, so now they put me in this.” (A.J. Molle, Blue Springs)

•  “Cool! Now I really do have eyes on the back of my head!” (Maddaline Molle, Blue Springs; others similar)

•  This new 4-D Smell-a-Vision stinks. (Gus Rodriguez, Overland Park)

•  Joe hoped his combination hearing aid/bifocal glasses invention would be a big seller in the baby boomer market. (Betty Marxsen, Kansas City)

•  I really don’t like this new “Kleenex for Cold Sufferers” system. (Amy Brown, Leawood)

•  In an effort to communicate with Steve Jobs in heaven, Apple creates the iSOAR. (Kristy Nerstheimer, Overland Park)

•  “Why do I always have to clean the men’s room?” (Bob Strickland, Grandview)

•  Steve Jobs knew he was on to something big. He also knew he needed to make some design changes before he released the iPhone to the public. (Scott Sturgeon, Kansas City)

•  With the Snoot-o-gram 2000, Bob could finally alphabetize his nose hairs. (Rodney Grindstaff, Raymore)

•  “I’m watching a pirated congressional hearing on Internet privacy!” (Bruce Eighmey, Kansas City, Kan.)

•  Now you can watch a movie while trimming your nose hairs. (Steve Shoot, Chillicothe, Mo.)

•  Coming to a store near you: It’s the all-new George Foreman nose and ear-hair trimmer! (Jason Nicol, Shawnee)

Travelocity’s new price-busting winter getaway: the Virtual Vacation. (Maureen Gaughan, Roeland Park)

•  Bob won the blue ribbon at the county fair in the category “Largest Bluetooth Device.” (Dean Garland, Olathe)

•  Rob models a new device for texting while driving. (Art Lafex, Olathe)