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MUNDAY ON MONDAY

Sliced meat

Updated: 2011-12-09T05:12:40Z
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Sliced meat

The deli counter helper greets

And slices up requested meats,

Then holds a slice for my review;

“Too thin,” I say, “Let’s try anew.”

Begrudgingly, the clerk tries twice;

Returns, presents another slice

Which seems quite every bit as thin;

“No. Thicker, please!” So once again

The process must again repeat;

I cede the case, and take the meat

But wonder as I leave the line

Has this been all a game of mind?

Did clerk in fact adjust the blade;

Was any alteration made?

Is thicker/thinner all a phony?

Entire act, perhaps, baloney?

| Don Munday

Posted on Sun, Dec. 04, 2011 11:31 PM
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