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Disco Hayes defies the odds in Royals’ system

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OMAHA, Neb. | Well, I’ve written about many things in this space for the last 13 years or so, but I suppose the theme has always been dreams. That this isn’t everyone’s speed, I know. There were always some who wanted more anger here, more skepticism, more calls for change, more attacks on the players and coaches and teams that lost.

I understand. But one of the lessons you learn in life is that you have to try and stay true to yourself. As a columnist, you have to write about what speaks to you. In Omaha, I watch Alex Gordon mope his way through a Class AAA game. Gordon, of course, was the second pick in the 2005 amateur draft, the can’t-miss prospect, the Midwestern kid with the George Brett swing and the swagger in his walk. Now, after two patchy big-leagues seasons and a third scarred by injuries and strikeouts, he’s here in Omaha, barking at umpires seemingly after every pitch, walking with his shoulders slumped, looking for all the world like someone who has been wronged by life.

Instead, I am writing about a 26-year-old relief pitcher some call Disco Hayes.

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They call Chris Hayes “Disco” because he throws in the 70s. Isn’t that beautiful? Everything about Disco Hayes is like that — funny and self-deprecating but also oddly confident. Disco Hayes believes he will get out big-league hitters. He doesn’t believe that he can get them out. He believes he will. And no one yet has shaken that belief.

Oh, Disco is a smart guy — a Northwestern grad with a computer science degree. He understands why people may think that an undrafted pitcher who throws sidearm fastballs at 78 mph isn’t a big-league prospect. He sympathizes with those people. Hey, if Disco didn’t know better, he might think the same thing. But he does know better.

“I can’t really explain it,” he says, and while he’s talking, he and his wife, Tracy, hold hands. “I’ve just always believed in my ability to pitch.”

“We know we’re going to have a long career in the big leagues,” Tracy says.

Who can explain that sort of confidence? Disco Hayes showed up at a Royals tryout back in 2006. He was out in Arizona on money he did not really have to try out for teams that had shown only vague interest — the White Sox, the Padres. Someone mentioned that the Royals were having a tryout camp. An Abbott and Costello skit followed.

“Where?” Disco asked.

“Surprise,” the guy said.

“What’s the surprise?” Disco asked.

“The town,” the guy said.

“The tryout is going to be in a surprise town?” Disco asked.

“Exactly,” the guy said.

And so on. Eventually, Disco found his way. When he arrived at the tryout, he saw a collection of 40- and 50-year-old men — one wearing work boots. He heard a Royals official ask if anyone there had major-league experience. Disco snickered, then noticed that seven or eight people were holding their hands up in the air. He suddenly realized that this wasn’t a tryout camp so much as a graveyard for broken dreams. While he pitched, he noticed a Royals scout behind him with a radar gun. He had mixed emotions. It was nice to be noticed. But radar guns were never kind to Disco Hayes.

The next day, the Royals called to offer him a contract. Joy. His friend found Wilbert Harrison’s “Kansas City” on Disco’s iPod, and the two of them listened and sang along and talked about how this crazy dream really was coming true. At that point, Chris Hayes had never made an All-Star team. Never. Not in college. Not in high school. Not in Little League. Not in tee-ball. He still thought he would pitch in the big leagues.

To reach Joe Posnanski, send e-mail to jposnanski@kcstar.com. For previous columns, go to KansasCity.com.

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